playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
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He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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