I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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