Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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