The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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