Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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