Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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