**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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