12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
my sisters under your porch take her home
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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