I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
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I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
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Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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