well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
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hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
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Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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