Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Randomize
