You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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