Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
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She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
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No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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