Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
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Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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