Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
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I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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