He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
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I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
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They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
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