After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
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Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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