I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
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Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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