would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
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dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
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What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
why is half of my head shaved?
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