Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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