Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I think my nap took me to another dimension
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Randomize
