i don't plan on having that self control this summer
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
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I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
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Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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