So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
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She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
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Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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