therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
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if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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