I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
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she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
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Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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