Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
My girlfriend went down on me and as she did she hummed the theme from star wars and pretended my dick was a lightsaber...I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
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we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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