your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Sponge bath it is.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
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I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
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I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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