can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
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Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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