I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
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What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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