i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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