question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
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Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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