So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
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I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
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It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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