Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
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I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
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