i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
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You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
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You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
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