i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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