In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Pooping to opera.
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