I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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