guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
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i took four shots of tequila, threw my fist up in the air, then went around the party showing everyone how to do the ninja turtle handshake. that's the last thing I remember
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
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