Me too!
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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