I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
This baby is an asshole
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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