he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
if only i could text you this smell
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
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so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
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I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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