he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
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It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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