By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
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You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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