So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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