weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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