it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
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Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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