Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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