My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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