32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Randomize
