Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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