she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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