dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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