cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
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Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
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I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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