Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
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