yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
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he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
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Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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