I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
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I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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