nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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