Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
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you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
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We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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