Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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